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Florida Man

from The House Of Sound by Joe Guido Welsh

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If you think this is about you... that's YOUR problem.

Lotsa Florida men in the news, eh? Giddy-up go, Daddy!

Words and music by Joe Guido Welsh ©2021 guidotoons ASCAP

lyrics

I’m tired and retired so I moved to sunny Florida 


I day drink and then I night drink martinis & margaritas


My uniform is flip flops tank top and pop top cans
cos I’m the Florida man


I challenged a cop last month but he shut me down


tased me in a Walmart parking lot on the rich side o town


I wore a fuck the police shirt to court
and the judge said I’m with you
so I decided to run for congress whatcha gon do


cos I’m the Florida man I’m into Hemingway man


yeah, I’m a Buffett fan did you see my tan
hey I’m the Florida man

I was getting chased by the po-po
and stopped to rehydrate 

with a stolen juice box
because smoking crack makes me thirsty
I picked a fight with a drag queen threw an alligator into a drive-thru window
I was stung over 600 times because I stuck my penis into a beehive
During spring break you can get a car to car hooker in most cities
I paint anti-Hillary messages on crabs
because it makes me feel good about myself
cos I’m The Florida Man Giddy-up Go, Daddy



I got a leg tattoo and an earring too

I love living here at least I pretend I do

I cornered the black market in toilet paper during Covid
And store gasoline in plastic bags ‘cos I’m the Florida Man

cos I’m the Florida man I’m into Hemingway man


yeah, I’m a Buffett fan did you see my tan
hey I’m the Florida man

credits

from The House Of Sound, track released November 1, 2021
Drums- Steve Ebe


Bass- Brad Jones


Guitars- Kenny Vaughan as Mick Taylor

More Guitars- Gweed as Keef
Sax - Miqui Gutierrez


Background vocals- Wendy Moten & Gweed
Vocals- Jordan Smith

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Joe Guido Welsh Nashville, Tennessee

Joe 'Guido' Welsh is a composer,
multi-instrumentalist, arranger, producer and
an admitted liberal francophile.

He loves baseball, comfortable shoes and people who think.

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