Ann Coulter

from From The Vaults by Joe Guido Welsh

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Ann Coulter is a horrible person.

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Ann Coulter

music & lyrics by joe guido welsh © 2020 ASCAP

My girlfriend doesn't call people names

my girlfriend doesn't think that liberals are insane

My girlfriend is not "emboldened by her looks"

my girlfriend does not write hateful books

but she can cook so I guess...

Chorus:

my girlfriend is no Ann Coulter my girl has a soul, sir

she got no chips on her shoulder and I thank "god"

that she's no Ann Coulter


well, my girlfriend likes to listen to jazz

my girlfriend does not misrepresent the facts

my girlfriend ain't ever hit anyone with a baseball bat

my girlfriend simply cannot talk out of her ass

like Ann can

repeat Chorus

Bridge;

Come on, Ann, quit yer posturing and posin'

let's you and me get in some serious hand hoildin'

when I'm near you I'm so afraid I'm so weak

'cos I believe that yer heehaw has teeth

well, my girlfriend is a really groovy chick

my girlfriend ain't no republican attack bitch

no one calls MY girlfriend a witch...she knows when to quit!

repeat Chorus out

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from From The Vaults, track released January 20, 2017
Jim Riley- drums

Doug Kahan- bass

Joe Guido Welsh- lead vocal, guitars and whatnot

Judson Spence -background vocals

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Joe Guido Welsh Nashville, Tennessee

Joe 'Guido' Welsh is a composer,
multi-instrumentalist, arranger, producer and
an admitted liberal francophile.

He loves baseball, comfortable shoes and people who think.

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